She started reading over the phone:
"You and your partner need to keep the lines of communication open regarding your sexual relationship..."
Bla bla bla! So far so good! Then...
"If you engage in oral sex, your partner should not blow air into your vagina."
What?????
"Blowing air can cause an embolism (a blockage of a blood vessel caused by an air bubble), which can be fatal for both mother and child."
WTF!!!!
Jen and I started laughing. What was all that about!? Who would blow air into his/her girlfriend's vagina? I couldn't believe my ears!!! "Jen! Tell me you're pulling my leg!!!" She was laughing so hard she could hardly breathe! I was sure she was kidding! I repeated the question: 'WHO THE HECK WOULD WANT TO BLOW AIR INTO A WOMAN'S VAGINA???" We were cracking up. The skeptic in me googled... blowing air in vagina. What do ya know! It's true!!! If you blow too hard into a woman's vagina, she could actually die from an embolism! Oh my God! At this point, the question wasn't whether this was dangerous or not! Our first thought was: were we missing out on something? Was blowing into your girlfriend's vagina THAT MIND BLOWING!??? ;) So we set out to ask our friends!!! Surprisingly enough (being sarcastic here), none of our friends could relate to that sexual practice (and if they did they denied everyhting! I wonder why... Hmmm!). This being said, I ask you (in all anonymity), is the lesbian community missing out on something? If anyone knows anything about this, please let me know! Enquiring minds want to know!
Ally L.
P.S. DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME!!!! Just thought I should warn you!